Terry Pratchett - Sourcery
The vermine is a small black and white relative of the lemming, found in the cold Hublandish regions. Its skin is rare and highly valued, especially by the vermine itself; the selfish little bastard will do anything rather than let go of it.

Work... Wassat then?

Not too sure just how much use this area will be to anyone, it's really here for me to play around with, and upload various things which I keep thinking "I know I've done that before, but I've forgotten how...". So, in order to avoid this particularly annoying trait recurring, I came up with the genius idea of storing all my little tips 'n tricks here, online.

Unfortunately, as one of my remarkably rude work colleagues pointed out, I failed to keep it sufficiently up-to-date. No surprises there then eh? Indeed, while writing the code to pull out a random quote for the toolbar on the side, I realised that I needed some code to pull information from a flat file on the site as if it was a database... Could I remember how to do it, or find the code I'd used previously? Could I arse! God I hate being proved wrong... "So," thought I, "I'm gonna have to do something with this area..." Hah! Here's the result.

Links to the different areas are there on the left again. Go, explore, enjoy, have fun. But I'm not gonna be held responsible when one of these files trounces your machine / server / whatever. I can't even guarentee that they'll work, so they're placed with all the usual legal gumph Microsoft ship with, i.e. "I 'aint responsible!"