Short Jokes

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What do a Rubix cube and a penis have in common?
The longer you play with them, the harder they get.

What the odd one out. Meat, Eggs, Wife, Blowjob
Blowjob, You can beat your meat, eggs and wife, but you can't beat a blowjob.

Have you heard about the new super-sensitive condom
It hangs around after the man leaves and talks to the woman.

What did the banana say to the vibrator
Why are you shaking she's going to eat me.

How do men sort out their laundry
Filthy, and filthy but wearable

What's white, smells, and can be found in panties?
Clitty litter

Who's the world's greatest athlete?
The guy who finishes first and third in a masturbation contest.

Three words to ruin a man's ego...
"Is it in?"
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Doctor: "Your wife either has Alzheimer's or AIDS." Husband: "How can we find out which?" Doctor: "I need you to run a little experiment this weekend. Take your wife to a park and leave her there. If she finds her way home; don't fuck her."
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One golfer tells another: "Hey, guess what! I got a set of golf clubs for my wife!" the other replies, "Great trade!"
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[sarienbarry]

My favourite short joke again:

Man is walking his dog through a cemetery when he sees a woman.

"Morning!" she says.

"No" he replies, " Just walking the dog"

Makes me smile every time!
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