Joan Rivers (on Marie Osmond)
She's so pure, Moses couldn't even part her knees.

Family...

Anyone who actually knows me from a personal side will know that I'm quite probably the most useless person at keeping in contact with friends, family, work colleagues etc.. All of my friends who have lasted through the years are just as useless, which is probably why we've lasted so long... We all understand fully when we don't hear from one another for six or seven months at a time, and don't take it personally! :P

And really, no matter what my good intentions ever are, I am just beyond help. I keep meaning to get in contact, but life has other things to do, then I am just lazy in my spare time... By the point I might finally get around to ringing someone it's been months since I promised to call, so I'm just too embarrassed to ring, so I put it off, and off, and off, and all of a sudden a year's gone past and I haven't spoken to someone I promised to ring the following weekend.

Anyways, I hope that if you've been on the receiving end of this vicious cycle you'll find it in your heart to forgive me, and get in touch... After all, if you ring me, I can't put off getting the abuse for not ringing, can I? And I really do like hearing from you all, so if you're bored at any time, give us a tinkle, by email, phone or whatever...

Enough of this self-pitying drivel anyways. Links to interesting parts of my site (ha!) are on the left there, on the nice pretty toolbar for your easy convenience and use. Use it, abuse it and throw it away in the morning, let's all join the consumerism gone mad of the current world view and just trounce those electrons... Go on! Don't be shy!